Bo Burnham – Fetus


10/24/09 Pittsburgh, PA Carnegie Library Music Hall this is from my phone

Bo Burnham – “Perfect Woman” – Aladdin Theater – 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT*


Bo’s comedy and 4th song “Perfect Woman” at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon on October 16, 2009. WARNING: THESE VIDEOS CONTAIN EXPLICIT CONTENT – NOT FOR CHILDREN!!! I know that I have a lot of younger followers, but these videos are intended for high school age and older.

Bo Burnham Opening Song by request


Thanks to Hannah

Bo Burnham – Security


10/24/09 Pittsburgh, PA Carnegie Library Music Hall this is from my phone those damn annoying girls were finally kicked out

Bo Burnham- Abortion Clinic


Bo Burnham sings a song called Abortion Clinic at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco August 15, 2009 He was insanely funny, anyone who is considering going to one of his Fake ID tours stops, its DEFINITELY WORTH IT! Tour Dates: 08/14/2009 Wise Guys Comedy Club – West Valley, UT 08/15/2009 Regency Center – San Francisco, CA 08/22/2009 Georgia State University – Atlanta, GA 08/26/2009 UNC Charlotte – Charlotte, NC 08/27/2009 Zanie’s – Nashville, TN 08/28/2009 Central Michigan University – Mt. Pleasent, MI 09/04/2009 University of Maryland – Baltimore, Maryland 09/05/2009 College of William and Mary – Williamsburg, VA 09/06/2009 Johnson & Wales University – Providence, RI 09/10/2009 La Zona Rosa – Austin, TX 09/11/2009 Granada Theatre – Dallas, TX 09/12/2009 University of Massachusetts – Amherst – Amherst, Massachusetts 09/18/2009 West Chester University – West Chester, PA 09/19/2009 Alfred University – Alfred, NY 09/21/2009 Cornell University – Ithaca, NY 09/23/2009 Arizona State University – Washington, DC 09/25/2009 Highline Ballroom – New York City, NY 09/26/2009 The Egg Theater – Albany, New York 09/27/2009 Clemson University – Clemson, SC 09/29/2009 University of South Carolina – Columbia, SC 10/03/2009 State Theatre – Falls Church, Virginia 10/06/2009 East Stroudsburg University – East Stroudsburg, PA 10/08/2009 Fine Line Music Cafe – Minneapolis, MN 10/09/2009 Crofoot Ballroom – Detroit, MI 10/10/2009 Majestic Theatre – Madison, WI 10/16/2009 Aladdin Theatre

Bo Burnham Show – Part8 – Oh Bo


Bo Burnham’s show in Bay Shore, New York. March 6, 2010. Comment & subscribe :) OH BO lyrics: I feel like hip hop used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know? Now it’s become at least in the main stream, a symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility, you know? So figure, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Hittin’ the club of VIP, I got a fake moustache and a fake ID. I look like ‘Wolly Willy’, with a really wooly willy. And I bypass the bouncer, passed by an ex, and I flex and bounce her. Wowzer. Look at all them Bo’s hoes, looking for a ride on Bo’s hose and I spot a little Latino, booty so big call it Oprah’s ego. We go do it through it, she says ‘dias mias mi amigo!’ Pull it out, stick in your mouth and I bust in the back of ya. Swallow bitch; there’s people starving in Africa. Single every single day, do it every single way, make the single ladies say Oh Bo. And if I were gay, though I swear I’m straight, I’d make the fellas say Oh Bo. You’re an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top, but careful cherry I’m the king of pop pop pop pop goes my weasel have you looking like Jackson Pollock’s easel. My suggestion is, you don’t blow til you know what congestion is. Swallow when you know what digestion is, follow Bo, the only question is, have you been splattered before by the Mad Hatter matador, cake batter nevermore, it don’t matter whether you’re Spanish, French, Swedish or Cambodian, I’ll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon. Single every single day

Bo Burnham- Sunday School and New Math LIVE


Bo Burnham sings a song called Sunday School and New Math at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco August 15, 2009 He was insanely funny, anyone who is considering going to one of his Fake ID tours stops, its DEFINITELY WORTH IT! Tour Dates: 08/14/2009 Wise Guys Comedy Club – West Valley, UT 08/15/2009 Regency Center – San Francisco, CA 08/22/2009 Georgia State University – Atlanta, GA 08/26/2009 UNC Charlotte – Charlotte, NC 08/27/2009 Zanie’s – Nashville, TN 08/28/2009 Central Michigan University – Mt. Pleasent, MI 09/04/2009 University of Maryland – Baltimore, Maryland 09/05/2009 College of William and Mary – Williamsburg, VA 09/06/2009 Johnson & Wales University – Providence, RI 09/10/2009 La Zona Rosa – Austin, TX 09/11/2009 Granada Theatre – Dallas, TX 09/12/2009 University of Massachusetts – Amherst – Amherst, Massachusetts 09/18/2009 West Chester University – West Chester, PA 09/19/2009 Alfred University – Alfred, NY 09/21/2009 Cornell University – Ithaca, NY 09/23/2009 Arizona State University – Washington, DC 09/25/2009 Highline Ballroom – New York City, NY 09/26/2009 The Egg Theater – Albany, New York 09/27/2009 Clemson University – Clemson, SC 09/29/2009 University of South Carolina – Columbia, SC 10/03/2009 State Theatre – Falls Church, Virginia 10/06/2009 East Stroudsburg University – East Stroudsburg, PA 10/08/2009 Fine Line Music Cafe – Minneapolis, MN 10/09/2009 Crofoot Ballroom – Detroit, MI 10/10/2009 Majestic Theatre – Madison, WI 10/16/2009 Aladdin

Oh Bo – Bo Burnham in Edinburgh


It’s Bo Yo – Lyrics Down Here. hittin a club up, VIP a got a fake moustache and fake ID i look like wooly willy with a really wooly willy and i bypass the bouncer, pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her, wowzers look at all of bo’s hoes, looking for a ride on bo’s hose and i spot a little latina, booty so big call it oprah’s ego, we go do it, through it she says “dios mio mi amigo!” pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and i bust in the back of ya, swallow bitch! there’s people starving in africa. single every single day, do it every single way make the single ladies say, oh bo. and if i were gay, though i swear i’m straight i’d make the fellas say, oh bo. you’re an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top, but careful, cherry, cause i’m the king of pop, pop, pop pop goes my weasel, now you look like Jackson Pollock’s easel. my suggestion is, you don’t blow til you know what congestion is, swallow when you know what digestion is, follow bo, the only question is – have you been splattered before by the mad hatter matador? cake batter, nevermore, it don’t matter whether you’re spanish, french, swedish or cambodian i’ll slime you so hard you could be on nickelodeon. chorus. you think that you can handle me, girl don’t make me laugh my junk is bipolar, it’ll split you in half. and if you’re lucky, i might just bring you home, and i’ll have you going down like you’re growing an extra chromosome. and when you love me, don’t grab me by my buns, cause i got a bad case of the runs

Bo Burnham LIVE!- NEW SONG “VIP”


Bo Burnham’s Fake ID tour at the Majestic Theatre on October 10, in Madison, WI!

Bo Burnham LIVE- “Fetus” and statistics.


Bo Burnham peformed at madison wisconsin. October 10, 2009 on Fake ID tour