Bo Burnham plays some of his new stuff for the Alfred Students Lyrics i feel like hip hop used to be a voice for the voiceless and now its become mainstream, a symbol of mysogeny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility? so you know i figured, if you cant beat them, join them hittin’ the club, im VIP I gotta fake moustache and a fake ID Man, I look like wooly willy with a really wooly willy and i bop past the bouncer past by an ex and i flex and bouncer, wowser look at all them bo’s hoes, looking for a ride on bos hose and i spot a little latino booty’s big, call it oprah’s ego we go do it, through it she says “dios mia, mi amigo” pull it out, stick it in your mouth and i bust in the back of ya swallow bitch, theres people starving in africa.
Bo Burnham Live @ AU -songs- love, Irony, Fetus, Men and Women, Hip Hop
Bo Burnham- I’m Bo Yo and New Songs LIVE
Bo Burnham sings I’m Bo, Yo and new songs to the tune of Blowin in the Wind and Umbrella at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco August 15, 2009 He was insanely funny, anyone who is considering going to one of his Fake ID tours stops, its DEFINITELY WORTH IT! Tour Dates: 08/14/2009 Wise Guys Comedy Club – West Valley, UT 08/15/2009 Regency Center – San Francisco, CA 08/22/2009 Georgia State University – Atlanta, GA 08/26/2009 UNC Charlotte – Charlotte, NC 08/27/2009 Zanie’s – Nashville, TN 08/28/2009 Central Michigan University – Mt. Pleasent, MI 09/04/2009 University of Maryland – Baltimore, Maryland 09/05/2009 College of William and Mary – Williamsburg, VA 09/06/2009 Johnson & Wales University – Providence, RI 09/10/2009 La Zona Rosa – Austin, TX 09/11/2009 Granada Theatre – Dallas, TX 09/12/2009 University of Massachusetts – Amherst – Amherst, Massachusetts 09/18/2009 West Chester University – West Chester, PA 09/19/2009 Alfred University – Alfred, NY 09/21/2009 Cornell University – Ithaca, NY 09/23/2009 Arizona State University – Washington, DC 09/25/2009 Highline Ballroom – New York City, NY 09/26/2009 The Egg Theater – Albany, New York 09/27/2009 Clemson University – Clemson, SC 09/29/2009 University of South Carolina – Columbia, SC 10/03/2009 State Theatre – Falls Church, Virginia 10/06/2009 East Stroudsburg University – East Stroudsburg, PA 10/08/2009 Fine Line Music Cafe – Minneapolis, MN 10/09/2009 Crofoot Ballroom – Detroit, MI 10/10/2009 Majestic Theatre …
Pregnant Teen – (Dancing Queen – ABBA Parody) by Grant Uchida Laughs for Lions (Live 8-28-10)
Dancing Queen by ABBA (pregnant teen) parody by Grant Uchida Sorry I blazed through this parody (I was nervous) my latest parody. I know its a little hard to hear, Lyrics : You can dream, your hopes are high your future is surely bright oh what a girl, and a beauty queen shes an ambitious teen Monday night and nobodys home parents left you all alone girls all want to go clubbing and stay out till 3 you have a fake ID you hit the clubs and you meet a guy you like his looks and you think he’s fly he’ll drive you back to your place he says you look so fine you know he wants to have sex and guess what happens next you are a pregnant teen got knocked up and just turned 17 pregnant teen say goodbye to your hopes and dreams oh yeah mom is mad, you’re disowned but atleast you wernt out getting stoned your belly grows and hurts your spleen because you’re a pregnant teen you’re a mommy and it’s no fun high school drop out for your son now your so called boyfriend just broke up with you what are you to do just find somebody new and be a pregnant teen you have two kids now thats so obscene pregnant teen you’re fertile and it is in your genes oh yeah its a girl, shes cute as a peach now you have one of each and when that girl hits 17 she’ll be a pregnant teen thanks for watching!
Bo Burnham- Sunday School and New Math LIVE
Bo Burnham sings a song called Sunday School and New Math at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco August 15, 2009 He was insanely funny, anyone who is considering going to one of his Fake ID tours stops, its DEFINITELY WORTH IT! Tour Dates: 08/14/2009 Wise Guys Comedy Club – West Valley, UT 08/15/2009 Regency Center – San Francisco, CA 08/22/2009 Georgia State University – Atlanta, GA 08/26/2009 UNC Charlotte – Charlotte, NC 08/27/2009 Zanie’s – Nashville, TN 08/28/2009 Central Michigan University – Mt. Pleasent, MI 09/04/2009 University of Maryland – Baltimore, Maryland 09/05/2009 College of William and Mary – Williamsburg, VA 09/06/2009 Johnson & Wales University – Providence, RI 09/10/2009 La Zona Rosa – Austin, TX 09/11/2009 Granada Theatre – Dallas, TX 09/12/2009 University of Massachusetts – Amherst – Amherst, Massachusetts 09/18/2009 West Chester University – West Chester, PA 09/19/2009 Alfred University – Alfred, NY 09/21/2009 Cornell University – Ithaca, NY 09/23/2009 Arizona State University – Washington, DC 09/25/2009 Highline Ballroom – New York City, NY 09/26/2009 The Egg Theater – Albany, New York 09/27/2009 Clemson University – Clemson, SC 09/29/2009 University of South Carolina – Columbia, SC 10/03/2009 State Theatre – Falls Church, Virginia 10/06/2009 East Stroudsburg University – East Stroudsburg, PA 10/08/2009 Fine Line Music Cafe – Minneapolis, MN 10/09/2009 Crofoot Ballroom – Detroit, MI 10/10/2009 Majestic Theatre – Madison, WI 10/16/2009 Aladdin …
Bo Burnham LIVE!- NEW SONG “VIP”
Bo Burnham’s Fake ID tour at the Majestic Theatre on October 10, in Madison, WI!
Bo Burnham LIVE- “Fetus” and statistics.
Bo Burnham peformed at madison wisconsin. October 10, 2009 on Fake ID tour
Drop D – Fake ID (Live @ Blá Blá)
Fake ID ao vivo na última data da Subversion Tour de ramp..
Bo Burnham LIVE- I went to a Catholic school
in madison, the music didn’t start because the owner was writing an email, wtf? October 10, 2009 fake ID tour (:
Bo Burnham LIVE!- NEW OPENING “What’s funny?”
Bo Burnham at Madison, WI’s Majestic theatre on October 10! Fake ID tour (: