One Ticket to the Party – White Devil Well, it’s Friday and I cant wait and like always my boss is fucking late he’s doin the rounds and passing out checks while Im fantasizing about wringing his neck Hes a trust fund kid doesnt have to think Grin across his face like his shit dont stink Can I take a bat to your head sir? Dat what I said sir, you ass kissing loser So the checks cashed and Im headed home Grab some food and Mickey Ds to go A few Red Bulls for the road wouldnt you know Theres a fine lady at the drive-thru window Get the digits, tell her to be ready for eight Not a fucking second late Liquor store run, smokes and gum Drop the Cosby kids off at the lake You got one ticket to the party Checking out the hotties Everybodys rollin in the shades Its Friday night and you need to get away Fuck going back to work on Monday One ticket to the party Checking out the hotties Everybodys rollin in the shades Saturday night and you getting faded 5 am and your still fucking wasted Show up at the house and you know shes late Filing her nails and putting on the war paint Its like shes going into a battle, wearing a saddle Strap on in the bag for after (nice) Shes gotta few friends and they late too Lets hope theyre hot and not still in highschool One hour later and Im mad as hell Ditch the friends, fucking time to bail So the cars rollin and were on our way Some 50 cent loaded in the tray Grab the bowl, start the day Mile marker 8, we begin to fade (or bake) Show up late, clubs …